Is your percussion covered in muck and grime? Clean it up with some Epic Laundry. These extensively multisampled laundry machines and associated paraphernalia will add a unique edge to your compositions, and they fight stains too!
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Instruments include:
- Washer
- Dryer
- Old broken down dryer
- Metal Backplate from the dryer
- Detergent Bottles
- Lint Trap
- Large Wash-Basin
…and more! Epic Laundry doesn’t stop there. Experience the ‘LaunDrones‘ (atmospheric pads) and hybrid chromatic instruments like the Detergitar and Basinochord made from the same source material as the percussion.


Hi, good post. I have been wondering about this issue,so thanks for posting. I’ll definitely be coming back to your site.
Hey Kris, the Kontakt3 issue has been resolved, please check out the Support page. Thanks for the compliments!
Great post! Just wanted to let you know you have a new subscriber- me!
I’m unfortunately a nut for junk percussion, and this is a neat progression from “the usual”: oilcans, steelpipes, etc.
But I can’t be the only person on the planet thinking “is this a stealth project by Tonehammer?”. Can I?
Ha, I just beat them to it. I’m sure they’ll eventually sample a laundry ensemble in their hall and it will be 97GB and have 100 velocity levels and so many round robin you’ll have to keep hitting the key for a week to get through them. I love their stuff, though. I have most of what they’ve released so far, it’s great.